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11.06.2025 07:34

Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
No go.
How do you get a girl to like you?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Where do high school kids get weed from?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
No way
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Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
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