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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 07:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

No go.

How do you get a girl to like you?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Where do high school kids get weed from?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

No way

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Why cant I sleep on my side after getting my covid vaccine? I just got the shot and I’ve been overstimulated from not being able to sleep, my arm is very sore and it hurts so much to move and I just want to sleep but it hurts if I lay on either side

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

What do you think about the NFA full auto band? Weapons built before 1986 can be transferred and registered? But we can't have an 87? But older weapons tend to be far more powerful. I think we should drop it. Input?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

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